Thursday, April 30, 2009

I came back from running all three dogs today, and one of them was sniffing my shoe for a long time. Made me wonder if she could see all the things I've seen, the places I've been. Thought it could make a pretty cool commercial.

The Grocery Store.

Why do I always find myself walking into a grocery store with the intent of just buying one or two or three things and leaving with a bunch? It wouldn't be so bad if I would get a basket as I'm walking into the store. Next thing I know I'm carrying milk by my pinky, juice and eggs under one arm, boxes of this and that under the other arm and until I actually look quite ridiculous. Today I did this, and I ended up being the second person in line. Yay, It's going to be quick! Not! The shortest line, and the guy was really a slow individual. At least 5 people went through each and every other line while I waited there with my milk dangling from my pinky. Grrr.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

I'm just curious. What is the percentage of people who attempt or commit suicide who are considered obese.?

And what is the estimated number of killers at large in the US.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Back in America

I landed in USA last night after 1 and 1/2 years away. I did some pretty funny stuff to surprise people.